The Book of NoF
Lo and behold the Holy Book of NoF; one of the last true remnants of the old nip world. Herein lies the knowledge of the Nipply One and much, much more... You have the been granted the honor of reading from the Book of NoF, the sacred scripture handed down from the gods to the NoF brotherhood.
Peace would only be maintained for so long, until the darkness that consumed Hoopyland would soon come to our fair land of Tenandrum.
from The Book of NoF, 5:14